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Triple Shot.

Sometimes, my life feels like just one long episode of Moesha.

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A friend of mine in northern Canada sent me a picture of herself and her two huskies in layers and layers of clothes in a snow covered field holding up a sign that said “Occupy the Tundra.”

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One of the better feelings in life is no longer ever asking, “hey, ummmm, do you mind if I like, take a shower?”

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Triple Shot.

The Chairman at work.

April : What is Zumba? I keep hearing about it and seeing ads…

Me : We walked past a class in session this weekend. Looked like step aerobics without the steps.

April : Oh… So dancing around like a moron. I think they offer that at my gym. I think they offer that at every gym.

Me : Dancing around like a moron. I like it.

April : If that’s what they actually called the class, I’d totally take it.

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If Lydia were an office, she’d be Suite 104B.

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I should introduce you to Chairman Meow. I asked him to type up a bio for you. He wrote: ” ß e3g4mr4g65;gkyo6pr] -r0t]rty0 9a99999999999(((jirejgre'” and then promptly fell asleep on my keyboard.

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