Posts Tagged ‘Brad Pitt’s thighs’

I once dated a girl who compulsively counted stairs.  You couldn’t talk to her while going up or down, she was counting.  She hated the third floor of my four floor walk up apartment because it was the only flight with an uneven number of stairs.  What I want to know: WHAT ARE THEY HIDING IN THE EXTRA STAIR??!?!?!


My brother confided in me that he would go gay for Justin Timberlake and or Matt Damon.  I am now posting it on the internet.  


I tell people I have two favorite movies: Russian Ark, a 95 minute artsy russian romp through the Hermitage museum in St. Petersburg that takes place in one single shot and covers all of Russian history…  that, and Troy.

Read Full Post »